It was a day which I don’t specifically remember what day it was, but it was a weekday…and i was driving back to IIU after hanging out with my friends watching football at Farez Maju…btw, the team I supported lost…I wish I was playing for the team and make them win. And be the star. And hero. And score the winning goal. Or maybe I would just make them lose with more goal difference. But at least I get to appear on TV. Hehe
Back to what I was suppose to talk about, so I was driving my way back to THE GARDEN OF KNOWLEDGE AND VIRTUE (hehe.IIU motto), feeling down in the dumps with the performance of the team I supported. Cannot mention. Will make enemies then. Hehe. So I drove slowly and extra cautious as it was late even though there weren’t many cars on the road. Plus, it was waaay past the curfew time. For sure I will be fined.
Yadda,yadda,yadda…I arrived the main gate around 2 am. I was supposed to create a super duper marvelous excuse so I can like make the jaga believe that I came back late on purpose. But I was distracted by the entire football thing. With a very brusque tone, the jaga asked me why I came late. And out of nowhere, I just said,” dari rumah. Kene amik bende penting mlm ni gak…”
And he peeped at the back seat of the car. Nothing. And said replied with a vexing tone,” ape yg penting sgt tuh?” awwwww, that annoying smile. I cant lose. “ada dalam bonnet…” I said unperturbed.
I opened the door, came out and strove my way towards the bonnet. On the way, my brain was clicking fast. What’s in my bonnet ek? And I suddenly, I remembered. My bonnet was empty except of that one thingamajiggy. And I said to myself, jaga ni mesti gelak gila.
I opened the bonnet. There. There it was. There it stood. Safe and sound. One small packet of tongkat ali which my roommate told me to buy. A packet of tongkat ali! I picked it up said,” ni la die pak cik, bende yg penting tu…..mmmmmmmmmmm…utk kesihatan…sy mmg tale tido kalu ta kne tongkat ali…” Mcm org bodoh jwb. And he laughed. I laughed. He said,”ko ni ade je alasan. Dah, masuk ah…”
I put the tongkat ali in my pocket drove through the gate. Who would know, a packet of tongkat ali saved me from a rm50 summon? hehe
noktah.
me>aiman
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aiman! yay! kudos to your new entry. and i always knew u could weasel your way out of a saman. can u settle my saman for me? hehehe.
ur samanS(plural.you break a lot of rules.hehe).cannot la settle ur samans for u.too many.u always get into trouble.how?let it be a pengajaran for you la.learn it the hard way.hehe
gle pandai cr alasan. hahha. shud learn it from u :D
this is called talent basyirah. it cant be taught. it natural. like a superpower. hehehe
tongkat ali?
HAHAHAHA
*insert any cheesy line from tongkat ali's ad here
tongkat ali? funnnyyyyyyy!
sofiya
Hey hey just stumbled upon your blog. Lawak gile la your entry. I wish I could I pull that off.
You think Kacip Fatimah can do the trick for me?
i like alicafe. and i like fariz maju. :)
sy dgr aiman panggil sy td: ia pilihan sy. ia pilihan kami! hehe
pia: funnuy is one thing. the lesson is another. and what is the lesson? always have something stupid in the back of your trunk aaaaaaallll the time.haha
elyna: kacip fatimah? hmmm...can,can...the jenis minuman isnt that important. what's important is the way you talk urself through and act as serius as possible. pastu tgk2, kacip fatimah jek...haha
kye: lets farez maju! ayam tandooooooooooori! hehe
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