Friday, June 22, 2007

He was too young to know that i was the world's no.1 superhero!

My cousin came to our home that night. he, his wife and their 3 1/2 year old child. it always has been an ongoing affair for him to come by every now and then.

i was reading the newspaper on the sofa when suddenly hasan nain (their child) came to my legs and started to shook them calling my name with his crisp voice," uncle nyah, uncle nyah." it was supposed to be 'uncle ngah' but he was pelat. i felt like mak nyah plak seketika. hehe... then i put the paper aside and brought him on my lap," achan na ape ni achan. beratla achan ni." he wasnt that heavy before. or it was me yg semakin lemah akibat malas bersukan. hehe. then he said," achan na main nyonyok-nyonyok." What? what the heck is that? i gazed at his mom searching for explanation. and she said," achan na main nyorok-nyorok." and he wanted me to nyorok first. where can a creature my size hide?!


so i told him to count to ten and he started counting," catu, dua, tiga, spuluh." what? that's not ten! that's four!!! hadoi. berterabor mengira! i told him to count again...

when he started counting, i ran out of the house and bursted myself into the car, the only place a fat creature like me can hide fyi. hehe. then a few minutes later, my little achan came out and called my name with the loudest yell he could muster ,"uncle nyah!!! uncle nyah!!!" i can see him from inside the car but he couldnt see me because it was dark.

and about ten minutes later, he suddenly cried because he thought that i was lost or kidnapped as i was no where to be seen. he was too young to know that i am the world's no.1 superhero.


so i went out of the car, dukung-ed him and took him for a walk in front of my house. it was kind of chilly but achan was alright, i guess. i carried him in my arms until he stopped crying and we just walked and walked and walked enjoying the night...

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Datang Waktu

barangkali inilah
satu detik dalam waktu

ketika kita harus
jadi penentu
: mengubah atau pasrah

Thursday, June 14, 2007

sesuatu di antara waktu

suatu masa dahulu, aku ada bygknkan apa yg akan berlaku bila aku besar nanti. aku bygkn yg aku akn tamatkn pembelajaran aku semana yg termampu di menara gading. susah, aku tau. bukan senang-senang je. tp kena. aku ada bygkn yg sume kwn2ku akn msk universiti juga. jumpe kwn2 kat universiti plak. dan byk ar kwn2 aku mase tuh. aku ade bygkan yg sume kwn2 ku baik kwn ms skola atau universiti akn dpt keje. keje yg baik2. kat syarikat2 yg besar kalu yg engineer tuh. kalu doktor tuh kat hospital2 yg tersohor. selamatkn nyawa org. ade juga yg akn sambung belajar lg ke tahap yg lebih tinggi. sampai phD barangkali. slalunye yg cerdik2 tuh. aku bygkn lepas keje, sume kwn2ku aku kawin. kawin dgn pilihan masing2. yg memahami diri dorang. hidup berkeluarga. susa senang bersama sume. hidup, cinta, hormat, kasih sayang dan tanggungjawab. mendpt anak2 yg comel2 dan baik. dan akn menjalani kehidupan yg gembira dan bhgia. itu yg aku bygkn. itu jugalah yg aku doakan.

ade sekali tuh, ms skola rendah, aku beborak dan kwn aku sorang ni kat atas bukit. umah aku kat kawasan bukit dlu. dr situ nmpk sume umah2 yg kat taman perumahan aku. afiq nuraiman name die. kwn baik aku. hari2 pi skola same2, blk pn same2...

' man, ko na jd ape ble besar nanti?' die tanye aku.
' aku tatau lg. tp kalo org tanye aku jwb je aku na jd ustat. sbb ustat baik.' aku jwb. kebetulan dulu aku na jd ustat.
'ko plak na jd ape?' aku tanye die blk.
'aku na jd cikgu mcm mak aku...'die kate

itu dulu. aku bygkn dulu.

tp aku lupe, ape yg aku bygkn kengkadang ta berlaku. dalam pd aku mencari erti hidup ni, ade di antara kwn aku pergi dulu tinggalkn aku. pergi. pergi ta kembali. pergi selamanya. aku bygkn SEMUA kwn2 aku akn belajar, hidup, kawin dan keje di tmpt yg elok2. SEMUA. rupenye ade yg pergi dulu. aku bila lg?

yg sedihnye, kwn aku yg bername afiq tuh, yg aku borak ttg ms dpn tuh, pon dah pergi. pergi tinggalkan aku. aku ingat lg. die na jd cikgu, mcm mak die. lepas mandikn jenazah die aritu dan pimpin jenazah die msk van, aku jmpe mak die. dan setelah 9 taun ta jumpe, mak die msih knal aku. ingt name aku sebaik sj renung mata aku. mak die tgk aku, dan nangis. ibu mane yg ta sedih, ank die tinggalkn die. blum pon bekerja. aku pn sedih tgk mak die nangis. 'sesejuk airmata ibu.'

'i'm not worthy for God's heaven, yet not willing to be in His hell.'

bayangan tinggal bayang-bayang.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Aiman's Law of Logistics

You don't have to hold a degree in engineering to solve transportation problems...

who said 3 was maximum? can ride upto 90000 people more what. gila.

who can draw the free body diagram? dr kassim pn pening beb.

who said that you can't drive the vehicle when one tyre blows? use brainla weih. huahaha.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The best there is!

There. The four best ping pong players at my alma matter, al-madrasah as-sanawiyyah al-wataniah ad-diniyyah maahad hamidiah, re-met. The sun, moon and stars menjadi saksi of this most anticipated event, THE CLASH OF THE BEST PING PONG PLAYERS AT SCHOOL YEAR 1998-2002.

Well, straight to the results. I ended up like Federer, world number 1. Fyi, I was school number 1! \(^-^)/ Although I played fantastic ping pong, my opponents just had pure luck. Hahaha. I played 4 sets, won 2 and lost 2 somehow. The sting that I once possessed was gone away. Far far away. But where’d it go?

Monday, June 11, 2007

Tenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pizza

It has always been a weekly grandeur occasion for my family and I to go out and have pizza, clinching the same motion every time we go: EAT! Hehehe… Now, holding to the same spirit, we aspire to continue this hallmark tradition of excellence but this time it wasn’t the usual ordinary pizza hut that we habitually go to, we decided to go have our pizzas somewhere else, San Francisco pizza. Still in Malaysia tanahairku tercinta of course. \(^o^)/ We didn’t have to go all the way to the land of freedom and opportunity to get ourselves the pizzas. Enough of the blabbering. Just let the pictures talk.

You guys didn't think that I could've ate this whole pizza myself, did you? Then again maybe i did. hehe...Sedap gila. gamba pon da kenyang.

Tataula air ape. But I had this drinkla.

Byknye! Raksasa planet Nameck? yeay!

There. Now you guys know what this body's made of. hahaha...

And that's that.


Sunday, June 10, 2007


I’ve been tagged. So here goes nothing…

[a]- Available: Busy

[b]- Birthday: Everyday! So get me a present or bake me a cake. Now!!! Go, go ,go… Wait, the cake has to be a blueberry cheese cake. If you want to give a cake la. If you want to buy me a car also fine. hehe…(Demanding kan? I should be. I AM the birthday boy!)

[c] - Confused about: How lazy can you get?

[d] - Drink you last had: Teh Susu

[e] - Easiest person to talk to: Rachel, Emily, Joanne and Stephanie. Ntah sape2 ntah…Hahaha

[f]- Favorite music group/band: Awang-awangan

[g] - Gummy bears or gummy worms: Apebende ni? Merepek!

[h]- Hometown: Sy org KL. Hehe…Kampong Dato’ Abu Bakar Baginda

[i] - Instrument: Does snapping my fingers into a very melodious, harmonious and euphonious tone count?

[j] - Juice: Jus Mentibang Laut

[k] - Killed someone: I’m innocent! He was threatening me!!!

[l] - Longest car ride: not far but it sure felt very loooooooong. Pusing a roundabout near matic pj 10 times. Got dizzy. My friendla gila.

[m] - Milkshake flavor: Mahal

[n] - Number of pets: 90 juta ekor nyamuk

[o] - One wish: Wishing you a happy new year!

[p] - Person who kissed you last: Puan Laily Paim

[q] - Quiet: YES, duuhhhhhhh!

[r] - Reasons to smile: When the lecturer/teacher asks me a question that I can’t answer. Then smiled la so I won’t get screwed. Everyone does that.

[s] - Single: Singular Plural Adjective Noun Verb Past Continuous Participle Participants Participation

[t] - Time you woke up: Frankly speaking, before azan Subuh everyday since I made my first debut from my mother’s womb.

[u] - Underwear: Superman wears his underwear outside his pants. He’s wearing Renoma.

[v] - Violent: Kill, Kill, Die, Die. Yeah!

[w]- Worst habits: None

[x] - X-rays you've had: Hey mase na masuk matric, I went to Hospital Putrajaya to take my x-ray tau. And the doctor was a UKM practical student. Cun gila. She came to me and said, “Aiman, tlg bukak baju.” Then ran away in shyness. So I myself pn jd malu na bukak bj utk x-ray. Hoho… But it went well…hehe

[y] - Your favorite animal: Tazmanian Devil

[z]- Zodiac sign: Venezuela

I’m tagging:









And whoever wants to get tagged!

And that’s that