Which position paling best duduk dlm class?

I like to sit in the last row for each and every class I attend (not much laa.around 2 or 3 classes/week. Ponteng lagi!). It’s not because I came to class to sleep and the lecturer can’t see me sleeping when I sit behind, or because senang na tiru kuiz, or so I can talk talk talk in the class.

It’s because of the pride. It’s because of the pleasure. It’s because of that particular undescribable inner feeling. Or it’s just because I usually come late and the front seats are full... Haha…

Bayangkan masuk class dan dpt dok blakang skali. Bayangkanlah…best gila!

It’s actually because I feel comfortable back there. I can see everything that happens in class. Those who sleep (when I’m awake laa of course), those who eat, those who copy assignments, and even those who are maximizing technology by smsing whoever they want during class time.

And oh yeah, I used to seat blakang skali in class during form 5. And there was this one time when the person in front of me didn’t come and the teacher told me to fill up his empty place so I went like, “ Kalu duduk blakang pon masih dipayungi malaikat. Sayap malaikat besarnye dr timur ke barat. Masih dipayungi.” Fuh, slamat… taya dok depan. Huahaha... (Melawan guru adalah amalan yg tidak baik yeee...)

But the scenario is different sket kat International Islamic University ni. Everyone is aiming the back seat. Ade this one time when I came late and the back seats were already full. So I had to sit in front. Depan muka lecturer. Sungguh ta selase! Ta boleh bergerak. Agaknye, degup jantung pon lecturer dengar. And on more thing, if you sit in front, you have too give that face where you have to look as if you understand everything single word that comes out of the lecturer’s mouth.

So, duduk blakang la best.

And that’s that.
Noktah.